I will not share my IPod with you. Its called an IPod not an UsPod

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(Source: cyprian14)

2 headphones in: don't talk to me
1 headphone in: don't talk to me
no headphones in: don't talk to me
people: you're really quiet..
me: nobody plans a murder out loud

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

(Source: tw3rkingpizza)